It's difficult to write a coherent bio of Mira Grant, since the stories about her are wild, often contradictory, and occasionally impossible to believe. In an effort to better prepare the general public, this list has been assembled. Some of it may be true. Some of it may be false. No one really seems to know for sure, and it's better to be safe than to be sorry.

That noise in your yard isn't Johnny. But it might be Mira Grant. For the full list of warnings, follow this link into the darkness. IF YOU DARE.




Mira Grant isn't afraid of the monster under your bed. Mira Grant IS the monster under your bed.


Mira Grant goes down to the quarry whenever she damn well wants to.


Mira Grant makes clowns cry.


In space Mira Grant can hear you scream.


Mira Grant's going out tonight BECAUSE there's a bad moon on the rise. Who do you think put it there?


Mira Grant uses misogynistic horror tropes to heat her house.


Mira Grant goes bump in the night.


Mira Grant blinks. All the time. Suck on it, Weeping Angels.


Mira Grant's breakfast died under mysterious circumstances.


Mira Grant doesn't blink. The world just hides from her at regular intervals.